Name : Alistair
1. Alistair; Scottish - Male Defender of men.
(That's not the urban meaning thats the actual meaning)
2. what you name your baby boy when he is the cutest thing on this planet! Also means Defender of Man!
(ugh)
3. Noun: from the ancient greek for "one whom is milky and naked," an alistair traditionally spends most of his/her time fondling themselves and defecating in public beauty spots whilsts covering themselves in milk and drinking the menstral juices of the mother wolf.
"Your kid sam has turned into a real alistair, we're almost out of milk and there's skid marks and spunk stains all over the the town memorial." - D:
4. a-lis-tar- adjective, noun, verb.
- A superiority in being irritating to another person
- To describe an annoying laugh
- A person who joins in, uninvited, to other's conversations
- A person who is oversensitive when people get their nationality wrong
(Sigh)
...awful
just awful











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